Eva's Gastroparedic Adventure

Tuesday, I had my appointment with the traumatizing GI. Fortunately(?), I had seen my family on Sunday and I was still exhausted and my dysautonomia was in full swing. Not even my anxiety could get my blood pressure up much. My blood pressure was just 98/63 in the office. Think about what your blood pressure looks like when you are anxious! That was the best that I could do.

The traumatizing doctor’s demeanor was much more chill this time. But she still didn’t know what to do with me. Like my main GI, she is also supportive of the Stony Brook GI’s theory that my issue is a brain/gut issue and supports the anti-depressant approach. Still no word back from the Stony Brook doc though.

But basically, this GI’s field is enteral feeding. And since my body isn’t actively deteriorating from malnutrition, I am not her kind of patient. She made it clear that she is not the GI that I am looking for. In fact, she doesn’t believe the kind of comprehensive GI that I need exists. Apparently no one specializes in motility AND PEG tubes AND nutrition.

But, she is willing to be a peripheral part of my team and my tube doc. For me, the most important part of the appointment was that she referred me to her Registered Dietician, who does specialize in enteral feeding. even though I am still stuck, she can at least help me with longer term goals, assuming that I can ever get my pump speed up.

Speaking of which, I think the small intestinal bacterial overgrowth (SIBO) is back. The pain in slowly increasing again. I had almost a week of stability after I went off the xifaxan. But since then, it has been a steady decline.

We picked up a SIBO test from my GI’s office while we were in Manhattan on Tuesday. However, I cannot take the test until I have been off the antibiotics for 2 weeks. So I am looking at Saturday at the earliest. Unfortunately, David needs to then bring the completed test back to Manhattan for analysis. We are leaving for the Berkshires on Monday, so it will be a week before David can bring it back anyway.

I am of two minds on the test. Part of me wants to take it right away just to get it done with. But I have to be fasting to take it, which means losing about 12 hours of nutrition. And no pain meds the following morning or during the 3 hour testing period. Regardless of when I take it, it won’t be a pleasant experience. So, it’s not like I want to rush in.

I have been eating less because of returning pain, so I finally gave in and have started supplementing my nutrition by drinking formula again. I was incredibly resistant to doing so, and started sobbing just at the thought of it. My therapist suspects that the sobbing is residual trauma coming out. But I have been pushing through and I can now get a glass of formula with just a few tears, so my efforts to just push through the tears seems to be working.

The original idea had been to use the oral formula to increase my caloric intake. Because the returning pain means that I am eating and drinking less, the formula is just replacing the 100 or so calories that I was ingesting already. But it is a start. And my hope is to slowly increase the amount of formula that I can get in orally. Pain-willing, of course.

The plans for the Berkshires are continuing afoot. Yesterday, the cat sitter came by to check her keys (it has been over a year since we used her last) and to get the updated routine. We are continuing to add to packing lists and there is now a pre-departure to-do list.

Despite everything that needs to get done, I am doing my very best to take every opportunity to rest. Every little thing just takes so much energy from me. As always, there is a lot that David can do for me, but when it comes to my health (including packing up my medical supplies) he still needs my brain to help. And those little consultations seem to add up and exhaust me. But we are doing our very best to have me in the best shape possible for our Berskhires adventure.

Twenty-five years ago today, after a particularly pleasant bike ride home, and a lovely time in the backyard with Viktor Chenomyrdin (my beloved departed diplocat), David and I agreed to meet for tea. The rest is (a lot of) history.

I have to admit that I have probably spent more time thinking about this anniversary than I have about any of our previous anniversaries. Life is frought and difficult right now, which makes me acutely aware of how much David and I have successfully navigated together. It also makes me particularly appreciative of having David by my side.

We both have a slack attitude towards anniversaries. Our basic take is that it is important to appreciate each other every day of the year and not to wait to pile it on any given day. There have been years when we celebrated and years when we both totally missed the date and only remember a week or so later. When we did eventually remember, we wished each other a happy belated anniversary and move on.

This year I really wanted to recognize the commitment and dedication to each other that started with some pots of tea a quarter of a century ago. This is a particularly difficult year to try to celebrate anything, but it is also a year that we need the recognition.

David threw out some ideas, but they all had their own issues. We aren’t really sure how the travel thing is going to work out yet and navigating me to theater seems daunting. Not to mention not being sure that I am up for an entire show yet.

David came up with the winning idea. We would go to an 80’s cover band’s performance in the park. With a picnic. Actually, that last one was my idea. I may not be able to eat, but I love picnics.

Thursday, I had an appointment with my non-communicative GI. Nothing came out of it because we are essentially waiting to see what my Stony Brook GI comes back with. Anyway, we were a little worried about my energy. I wasn’t feeling great. But I was determined.

As expected, I perked up a bit when I disconnected from my feed at 6pm. My best hours of the day are the 4 hours when pumping my feed into me isn’t causing me pain. The concert started at 7:30 so we had plenty of time to get ready.

As we started to gather our stuff, I realized that because I was free from my pump, I wouldn’t have my trusty, rusty backpack with me like I always do. That was a weird realization. My pump backpack has fused with my being. But I persevered. We just packed the picnic blanket, some snacks, some lighters (we were going old school at this Bon Journey concert!), etc. into a different backpack.

There was a good sized crowd when we got to the park, but we found a perfect place to put our picnic blanket. Turns out it was behind another family with a transport chair. There was another a few folks ahead of that. Clearly I had found my assisted mobility crowd!

While the band was tuning up, David asked if I wanted some ice cream. I said yes, and he ran off to the well-placed ice cream truck that parks right next to the park’s great lawn. David came back with his usual cone for him with a spoon for me. Then we waited for the show to start.

It was a beautiful evening. The temperature was perfect, the sun was setting over the East River and there was a strong sense of community on the lawn. I was happy.

The band had clearly played a ton of b’nail mitzvahs because they knew how to lure the crowd to the stage. A crowd that was largely way too young to be OG Bon Jovi or Journey fans, but they had the energy to rock out. We also learned that lighters are really an indoor thing because they kept going out when we waved them. That and the lead singer told people to pull out their phones for certain songs. Personally, I don’t think it feels the same.

I spent almost all of Friday in bed. And Saturday wasn’t great either. In fact, this morning hasn’t been perfect. Apparently I rocked out a bit too hard at Thursday’s concert. But I don’t care. It was truly worth all of the misery because it was an absolutely perfect way to celebrate 25 years with the person whom I love the most and is the center of my ‘verse.

Yesterday was my long awaited appointment with my GI at Stony Brook. It was a 5 hour exhausting adventure and the only stop we made for was gas. But it was well worth the trip.

The doctor was an hour late in seeing us, but that was easy to forgive as soon as she sat down in the exam room with her. There was no sense of time pressure, not even when we were interrupted three times by nurses. Her head was clearly entirely in the room with us.

She started by noting that she had seen my most recent labwork and that I had seen her friend at NYU Langone. Friend was her term. Not colleague. Her friend is the GI known around here as the traumatic doctor. At first, I sidestepped that story by simply saying yes, and starting with my “I need nutrition now” pitch.

That didn’t go well. She said that my labs were unremarkable and that by all objective indicators, I was ok where I am now. She further explained that what I needed was a motility specialist with an understanding of nutrition, and that [the traumatic doctor] was a much better match for me than she was. She has some experience with PEG tubes like mine, but she is not a motility specialist.

My stomach clenching uncomfortably, I went on to explain how my visit to her colleague had been very traumatizing. And that my therapist is opposed to me going back to see her. I told her that I do have an appointment for the 25th, but that she is clearly not a good match for me. FWIW, the Stony Brook GI did comment that she remembered that I had an eating disorder. I haven’t seen this doc in over a year. Kudos to her memory.

Anyway, David stepped in around this point and explained that while we knew that she might not be the most appropriate GI for me, we were there because she was the last GI who had actually listened to me. She got teary, I got teary, it was a minute or so full of emotion. And then she sat down to work.

True to form, she listened like no GI has listened to me since this whole saga began.

At first, she wondered aloud if it is an issue of intestinal spasms. She suggested trying an anti-spasmotic, like dicycloamine to see if that helped. But then she equivocated because it also slows down motility, and that is the last thing she wants for me.

But then she picked up on something else. The pain is triggered right when I eat, drink or flush. Way too soon for anything to be reaching that far down. She asked if I could trigger the pain by thinking about or smelling food. I said yes.

Apparently there is a neurobiological process where your whole gut readies itself when you get ready to ingest something. That is what I am feeling. Only for me, my brain is misinterpreting the motility in my lower gut as pain. She is the second doctor who has suggested that gut motility can be misinterpreted by the brain as pain.

She suggested that a tricyclic antidepressant can keep the brain from misinterpreting gut motility as pain. It is part of the whole mind-gut connection that we are just beginning to barely understand. That could also potentially explain the timing of this whole crisis as well. It started shortly after I had weaned myself off my antidepressants, a process that took literally years after being on them for decades.

Ironically, one of the reasons I pushed to fully wean myself off my meds was because antidepressants slow motility. But that may have come back to bite me on the ass. And painful gut motility was not one of the withdrawal side effects that I was carefully looking out for.

She wants to talk with my psych nurse practitioner and her own GI colleague at Stony Brook, who is a motility specialist before she takes next steps. And said it would take her a week or two before she had any news. But that is ok. We have a good, sound hypothesis that explains so much. As David says, we now have hope. And waiting is easier when there is hope.

If the antidepressant can distract my brain from my lower gut motility, I should be able to start increasing my feed again. It will still take a while to climb back up to my previous feed rate. My jejunum has made it abundantly clear that it will only tolerate small increases in speed. But it would be progress towards stable nutrition and really that is all I have been asking for all along.

A note on my depression before any of you freak out. I have had depression consistently since childhood. It runs in my father’s family. Mine is medication resistant depression. I have been on various cocktails of antidepressants for a couple of decades now, and none of them did much more than push a corner of my depression aside, at best. Plus bonus side effects, like weight gain.

Almost 4 years ago now, my psych nurse practitioner (the same one who supervised me weaning off my meds) suggested that I try transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS), a non-invasive series of magnetic stimulation with no side effects. It was life changing. It gave me my very first taste of what life without depression feels like. It is a repeatable treatment. I have had two cycles and should depression become a problem again, I will do it again.

I mention all this to reassure you all that there is a reason I weaned myself off off my depressions meds, that it was done under medical supervision and it was initiated only after the TMS had resolved my depression.

I am definitely dealing with some depressive symptoms right now. But I am not depressed. I know this because my therapist is on high alert and watching me very closely. It is also why she is so opposed to me continuing to work with the traumatic GI, despite the fact that on paper, she is the GI that I absolutely need.

This afternoon, David, Mary and I have a strategy session scheduled to figure out how to break the news that I have now seen two additional GIs to my non-communicative GI while also getting him to listen to where I am after the two rounds of Xifaxan.

Also, I want my most recent test results. He is the only one who has them because the lab belongs to Northwell Medical System which won’t let me see my test results in their portal without having a Northwell doctor. I put Mary’s name and fax number on the order, but they still haven’t sent her the results. The only reason my doctor has them is because Mary called the office on Friday and made the nurse download the results off the Northwell portal and send them directly to the doctor.

Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see my BFF after all. She is sick (not Covid) and so we didn’t get together. Given how exhausting yesterday already was, it is probably a good thing in the long run that we were able to head straight home. But good thing or not, I am sad that I didn’t get to see her.

You know that scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Violet Beauregarde starts chewing the meal gum and starts swelling up when she hits the delicious blueberry pie? Well that’s me, but without the pie. Mostly. David did pick me up some delicious blueberry/blackberry juice at the local fruitstand, but that is neither here nor there.

My feet, ankles and legs are swelling so bad that I am wearing compression socks on 90F heat. My face is puffy. I am gaining weight and look like I am on steroids. It got even my recalcitrant GI to order some bloodwork. Still waiting on those results. Hopefully, they come in today, otherwise I won’t know until next week.

This morning I took my last dose of the second round of antibiotics for my presumed SIBO. Yesterday, I accidentally pushed a flush too fast and the resulting pain made it clear that I remain no where near ready to increase my feed yet. But for a change, I get to discuss the issue with a doctor soon.

Next week is a double GI week. Tuesday, fingers-crossed, I get to see my previous GI at Stony Brook. And my complex care coordinator has been sending her all of my latest blood work results, so she will be up to date. Thursday, I have an appointment with my current GI. He noticed that my last round of bloodwork came from another GI, so the cat is out of the bag that I am looking elsewhere. But I reassured him that I was not switching doctors at this time.

In a couple of weeks we are meeting up in the Berkshires with David’s large extended family. I have started a medical packing list and it is long. And the logistics are fraught. In the past, David and I have struggled to find enough outlets and horizontal surfaces for all of our devices and chargers and my CPAP. But now we have just so much more crap to bring with us. And I am anxious about the usual paucity of outlets by the bed. I sleep while quadrupally tethered these days: my CPAP (2) my tube (1) and my pump (1). Apparently a power strip is now among our travel essentials.

But wait, there’s more. There are the syringes for flushing, feed bags, stoma cleaning and dressing supplies, formula, etc. And then there are the contingencies. If something comes up, my supplies are not the kind of thing that you can just run out to the local pharmacy to get. For example, I haven’t needed bags to vent into lately. But I will be packing some just in case. You get the picture. Back in The Before Times, David and I were firmly carry-on only travelers. Those days are clearly gone.

I am completely and utterly exhausted. Not the needing a nap kind of exhausted. The existentially drained of spoons kind of exhausted. Two months of starvation has left me utterly spent. I am finding my mindless games overwhelming. Everything is just so taxing that it is all I can do to get through the day. And the days are looooooooong. Last night I was ready for bed at 8pm. But giving in would have messed with my medication schedule ,so I forced myself to stay up until 10. I felt like Ulysses using toothpicks to keep my eyes open just to make it until bed time.

The heat isn’t helping, but it isn’t bothering me as much as it might have in previous years. My dysautonomia means that my internal thermostat is on the fritz. This is good and bad. The good is that, while I am warm, I am not sitting here in an 87F/30C room sweating miserably (I am sitting right next to an AC, but it is off. It feels too hard to climb up on a couch to close a sticky window, so I am just relying on a fan to cool me). This is also dangerous because it means that I could be overheating my body unintentionally. This is why high heat is so dangerous for the very young and the elderly. They have the same thermostat issues that I have.

Fortunately, I have a David. He will be home soon and he will close the window and turn on the AC for me. Although, to be fair, if I didn’t have David to do it for me, I would have gone and fought with the window myself. But the point remains that I need to be very careful about temperature regulation during this multiple-record breaking summer. Yet another thing to pay attention to when attentiveness is very hard to come by.

It has been another week here at Chez Evid. I had a couple of bad nights, we did some strategizing and my much anticipated doctor’s appointment for Tuesday got moved back a week. Plus some other minor stuff.

First, the minor stuff. My feet and ankles are all puffy and swollen. One of my meds is clearly making me retain water and that is messing with me tracking my weight. Nothing I can do about it, but it is irritating.

Ironically, I require more salt than the average bear because of my dysautonomia. But the puffiness in my feet seems unrelated to my salt intake because my fingers aren’t swollen or puffy. Historically, that was my key indicator for when I was retaining water.

Which brings me to my primary complaint about my current state of being. I wish I had a guide. I have no idea what is a symptom worthy of concern. And even if I did, who would I ask?

This was kinda the subject of the meeting David and I had with Mary, my Complex Care Coordinator this week. What am I looking for in a GI? My gastroparesis is generally under control these days. But I continue to deal with an acute, but rapidly heading towards chronic situation with this presumed small intestine bacterial overgrowth (SIBO) and my inability to increase the feed rate on my pump. Not to mention my deeply mysterious to all of the medical world G/J tube.

But the priority at the moment remains my current struggles with presumed SIBO and my inability to increase my nutrition. We know that the antibiotics are helping, because I felt worse when I finished my first course. I managed to convince the covering docs that this issue was not tube related, because they put me on a second course. But I will be finishing that soon. And then what?

I did some research on SIBO this week and it turns out that we know very little about it. We used to think it was rare, but it seems to be increasingly common. And there doesn’t seem to be any agreement on what the best test is to determine if you have it.

I tried to find any papers on enteral feeding and SIBO and I found one. But it was not at all relevant to my situation. But I did find further confirmation that gatroparesis puts me at higher risk for SIBO. Yay?

It turns out that my regular GI did follow the appropriate treatment protocols for SIBO, even if he is a lousy communicator. So that is good, I suppose. Where it gets dicey is in resolving SIBO. It seems like it is a difficult thing to do. Anecdotally, the papers refer to doctors having their patients on antibiotics on an ongoing basis, rotating them at set intervals to prevent antibiotic resistance. Others have their patients on antibiotics 10 days a month, just to keep the overgrowth at bay.

Neither of those options appeal to me as I near the end of my second round of antibiotics. They definitely help. Life in noticeably better when I am on them. But they are not curing me. I am fighting the heavy nausea that arrived with SIBO as I write this. In fact, I decided to write this post to help distract me from the nausea until I can take the anti-emetic that helps it. It is kinda working. But it is also exhausting. But what isn’t exhausting in my life right now?

It turns out that despite my best efforts to not hang any hopes on doctors, I really was looking forward to my appointment next week with my doctor from Stony Brook. She is the one who led me directly to my diagnosis by ruling out absolutely everything else first. I like her, I trust her and she is empathetic.

And if that alone wasn’t enough to get me excited for next week’s appointment, she is also located not from from my BFF whom I have not seen since we moved downstate a year ago. Our respective lives have just been too busy and complex to get together. I saw her more when I lived in Oregon.

Anyway, the plan was for us to get together after my appointment. The deal is, I get a hug, she and David get to have lunch together, I get another hug and we both crawl home exhausted. I am being glib, but I really was looking forward to just being in the same space as her.

I got a voice mail late yesterday (Friday) afternoon telling me that my appointment had moved back a week. I have no filters, so I burst into tears as my disappointment overwhelmed me. The message told me to call back to confirm and I did. And I remembered just how hard it is to get a hold of anyone in this system. After almost 6 minutes on hold, David reminded me that these are the kinds of things Mary can do for me. I texted her and confirming my appointment ceased to be my problem. But I was still disappointed. At least my BFF is still available the following week, so I still get to see her.

One year ago, David, the cats and I arrived at our apartment in Astoria. We were exhausted, overwhelmed and had a fair amount of trepidation about our future. Today, we are exhausted, overwhelmed and still have a fair amount of trepidation for the future. This was not at all what we expected would happen.

I held it together through the move out of sheer force of will and what was left of my fat reserves. I may be getting slightly more calories in these day, but I have absolutely no clue how I got us here. But here we are, so I must have pulled it off somehow. David was doing what he could, but he was working up until just the last couple of days before our move, so his time was severely limited.

It has been a difficult year. I tried to soften that statement with some humor, but I couldn’t pull it off. Probably because I have been starving for two years, with a few month’s buffer of starving not quite as much. And this is where this post goes off the rails.

I keep wondering why I feel so badly after 6 weeks of starvation. Surely, I should be able to manage that. And it is only our Astoria-versary that triggered the memories of my first year of this ^*&%$#* disease. Some of this may already be obvious to some or most of you. But my brain is severely compromised and some memories get put in a box to access later, but only when I get some nutrition in me.

I have been physically unable to keep myself nourished for over two years. At first, the immediately impact was mitigated by my fat reserves. I was not 100%, but I could fake it enough to do the things I needed to do. Although, it did come at the cost of my ability to do the things I wanted to do. Specifically fiber crafting.

I chose to ignore the fact that I no longer had the energy to craft, as I carefully packed up my crafting supplies for the move. Supplies that remain stubbornly unpacked to this day. There is one half of the front room in the apartment that remains virtually untouched from the day the movers brought our stuff. I haven’t even had the energy to unpack any of those carefully packed crafting supplies.

Neither of us expected the steep decline my health took almost immediately after the move. I had virtually used up my fat supplies and my body was just exhausted. Over a matter of weeks, I struggled harder and harder to get nutrition in to me. We shifted to oral formula, but even that was a significant struggle. I was at about 600 calories a day.

That was when we made the fateful decision to get me a G/J tube. I want to be clear, I have no regrets about getting Etisarap (my tube). Even in my compromised state, she is keeping me alive. I could not get in more orally than Etisarap can feed me in a day. But, I do wish someone had given us a heads-up into what to expect with a G/J tube. Because it truly has made it that much harder to navigate the medical system.

I was hanging out in Mastodon (a social media network) and a doctor posted about not being worried about seeking medical care in July when all of the new interns are released. To paraphrase their post, the interns have plenty of book learning and they are always supervised by people with more experience than them. I (foolishly, but what do you expect? I am starving my brain) responded saying that it did cause medically complex people like me pause because even the trained people didn’t know how to deal with me.

I got a pat answer, which I chose to ignore. I didn’t really care what this doctor had to say about interns. I was just screaming into the void that I want a medical system that can take care of me. And that is probably the biggest loss of the past year. Recognizing that help is not coming for me.

Life with gastroparesis and a G/J tube is very difficult. Living in a country with a crumbling medical infrastructure is very difficult. My life is the worst of both worlds.

We had planned this year to be a restorative sabbatical for David. He had plans to Flight Simulate on his snazzy new computer with his kick-ass peripherals (they really are pretty amazing–even for those of us not flight-oriented). He had writing projects in mind. And we (emphasis on the “we”) were going to explore the city together. well, as much as covid would allow.

Instead, we have spent the year exhausted and overwhelmed. Mourning the loss of our hopes and expectations. Dealing with a broken medical system where doctors ghost us or just send us to ERs that don’t know what to do with me.

We have signed a second one-year lease on our apartment. Our hope is that one of the 4 GI’s I have appointments with through September will be the one who can finally give me the support I need. I will finally get adequate nutrition and I can go back to recovering from 2+ years of malnutrition. A process that can take a year in itself. But while I am recovering, David can start recovering too.

Astoria was never meant to be a permanent place to settle. We actually really like it here. The neighborhood has a warm, communitarian feel that we love. After 25 years in mostly white Portland and then 6 years in almost entirely white Plattsburgh, Astoria is amazing. I barely leave the house, but even I can’t go outside without hearing a billion different languages and seeing reflections of so many cultures. As a kid who grew up in NYC, I find this more comforting than I can convey. I am most comfortable in a mixed-up, multi-culti world.

But, we remain part of NYC, so that warm, neighborhoody feeling comes at a high price. Both literally and figuratively. There is just a serious layer of bureaucratic bullshit placed on top of everything here. And that is what makes it an unattractive place to settle long term. Besides which, it probably has less than a decade before it is gentrified beyond recognition. The process has already begun.

But deciding where we go next is a problem for future Eva and David. Today we go to yet another street fair to celebrate this fair community’s love of street life. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our Astoriaversary. Can you?



*I was not filtering curse words. I just could not come up with one that I felt was appropriate. I may be losing access to some of my words, but my knowledge that remain available to more nourished brains continues.

If you recall, I have been struggling with intestinal pain, particularly when I am ingesting anything, orally or through my tube. A couple of weeks ago my GI put me on a round of antibiotics for a presumed case of small intestinal bacterial overgrowth (SIBO). There were no follow up instructions , but we had left TPN on the table as the next step.

Fast-forward to yesterday morning. I sent a portal message to my GI with an update as to my status of “better, but still unable to increase my feed.” In response, I got the following message, with names redacted.

“Your message has been forwarded to Dr. P and Dr. K who are the covering Doctors. [Your GI] is away this week and will return on Thursday 7/6. As per Dr. P, you will need to wait for {Your GI] to make any major changes because she and Dr. K do not manage feeding tubes.”

Clearly, Mary’s nudges have been paying off. I sent a portal message and someone read it and responded right away. Unfortunately, they responded with a “you are on your own, kid.” kind of message. Leaving me, and my pain and malnutrition, with no where to turn.

My GI gave me no advance warning that he would be out of the office. Which leaves me with a quandary. I can’t go to anyone who is covering for my GI because I have a feeding tube. I can’t go to Urgent Care because I have a feeding tube which makes everything the responsibility of the Emergency Room. But, the Emergency Room won’t deal with me because I have a G/J tube. I can get admitted, but they only deal with the most acute issues. If it is something chronic, they send you back to…your GI.

See the problem here? Sometimes I even forget that I have gastroparesis. Instead, I feel like my tube, Etisarap is my ailment instead of my savior. She feeds me. She is the reason I am still around to be having these conversations at all. She is not the cause of my misery. But she is the hot potato that means that nobody wants to deal with me. Leaving me out in the cold.

When my father had a very minor form of lymphoma (minor because they caught it super early–get your cancer checks, kids), he entered the world of the Cancer Center. The price of admission is high, but he entered a world where his health care was well coordinated for the rest of his life. Regardless of remission status.

I dream of getting that kind of care. A system where doctors communicate with each other and have colleagues that they can work with when a patient has medical devices like feeding tubes that they are not familiar with. That being said, I would much rather stay out of the cancer system completely. Forever. But I envy that kind of wrap-around care.

If I am struggling this much in NYC, with a plethora of doctors, imagine how my fellow tubies who live in smaller towns in the US are faring? It is not good. And it is only going to get worse. And yet, I no longer have a choice. I must live in this failing medical world.

Back in the last millenium, the 1980’s to be precise, there was a show called “The Greatest American Hero.” A high school teacher stumbled upon a super suit that endowed him with certain powers, most notably, flight. But it didn’t come with a manual, which resulted in the guy regularly falling out of the sky. He kept hoping he would get the hang of it, but every time he managed to sort of master one thing, he completely failed at the next. Friends, that is how I feel about life with Etisarap right now.

I have reconciled myself to the fact that I am on my own until I find a decent GI. I am not getting myself all psyched up about any of my upcoming GI appointments. That takes too much energy and being let down like last time is more than I can cope with. Instead, I am focusing on each day as it comes. That should give me plenty to occupy my mind.

When last heard from, I had essentially flipped the bird at the new GI I saw on Tuesday by upping my feed to 27ml/hour. TL;DR: that was a bad call.

Friday was A Very Awful Day. I could not stop crying. In general, I am not much of a cryer. Before gastroparesis, I would go months without crying. I really only cry when I am frustrated or when I am in pain. And on Friday, I was both.

Seeing how miserable I was, David suggested that perhaps I might want to switch my feed back to 25 and see if I was more comfortable. To say I was resistant would be an understatement. He pulled out the big guns and reminded me that we were going into the weekend and the next step for me was to go to the emergency room. There is nothing more horrifying to me than the prospect of having to go to the ER on the weekend! I switched my feed back down to 25. And I got better.

Not big B better. But I stopped crying and was able to think again. As well as a malnourished Eva can think. Which also meant that we were able to go to the Astoria Pride celebration yesterday. It was a completely exhausting endeavor, and totally worth it.

One of the reasons I selected Astoria as our landing place was because it has a real community feel. People here identify strongly with Astoria and are proud to be raised here. That sense of community was strong at the Pride celebration yesterday.

There was a real small town event, with local performers raised in Astoria and training at the local dance studio. A dance studio right by our apartment where you can peer through the velvet ropes (I kid you not) put out during lessons and you can see young women and men learning traditional dances including how to dance with a wine bottle on your head!

To round out the small town feel, the festivities included a tug of war and pride bag races (rainbow potato sacks). It was absolutely the low key, fun, enjoying laying in the sun kind of day I think we both desperately needed.

But it wiped us both out. I only stayed awake until my normal bed time because I needed to disconnect and reconnect to my feed, take my meds and do all of those other responsible things. Otherwise I would have crashed for the night the minute we got home at about 5pm.

Today is a rest day for me. At least I hope it will be. Xena Malka woke me up early this morning because she is the most neglected cat ever and we dared to leave her alone for 3 hours yesterday. I definitely see at least one nap in my future.

David has big plans today. He will venture to Brooklyn for the first time since we arrived in NYC for a Brooklyn Cyclones game. My father would be so proud. He is going with a group from the local Reed alumni group. We missed reunions, but at least he will get to hang with some Reedies and enjoy an afternoon of sportsball.

David has been seriously craving ocean, beach and palm trees for YEARS. I told him that he could go for a walk on the beach after the game. But sadly, I couldn’t offer him any palm trees. Apparently, Brighton Beach wasn’t exactly what he had in mind.

Tomorrow, we reach out to my current GI and give him an update on my status. I finished my course of antibiotics. Maybe they helped, but it is hard to say. Only thing we know for sure is that moving up my feed to 27ml/hour is not viable. Then we see if he chooses to respond. But I think it is unlikely.

I am in a dark and cramped place. An oubliette, perhaps? Unlikely, but I have always wanted to use that word in a sentence. I am feeling very trapped in my body right now. We, by which I mean me, are really in need of some time apart. I am desperate for a vacation from myself.

I am too malnourished to escape my reality, and I am desperate to do so. I cannot read more than a short form article. Basically, social media. But that is such a grim place to be. Algorithms bury the 90% of my feed that is fiber and instead all I see is BBC, The Guardian and The Washington Post. Oh, and ads. Lots and lots of ads.

I have tried games, but even the simple ones overwhelm me with ads. Ads for sales on things that will allow me to keep playing my game. So I give up.

I watch music videos. My perennial happy place. But I start to get tired and reality starts seeping in around the edges.

I smoosh my face into Dancer, who can see my tears and comes to comfort me. And I hide from the world in his warm fur, feeling the vibration of his purrs. And all is right with the world again. For a few minutes. Then he moves to my lap. Or David’s. And my reality comes crashing back like a tsunami of physical and emotional pain.

Help isn’t coming. Five weeks of starvation and I am on my own. My body has failed the test by hoarding its resources. That may have been how my ancestors survived bouts of famine, but it is a fail-able technique now. So no help for me.

I upped my feed to 27ml/hour, and have toughed it out for 36 hours. And will tough it out as long as I can. But it is taking an awful lot of pain medication to do so. I was at 54ml/hour just a few months ago without even a Tylenol. Something has changed, but no one seems to care what or why. Because I am only starving — what could possibly be wrong with that?

See why I need a break?

I wish I could disappear in a drunken stupor. But even if alcohol weren’t seriously contraindicated with my medication, it is hard to get black-out drunk in 60ml increments every hour or so. So that’s out.

I went downstairs to get the mail. But my body insisted on coming me with. We returned unreasonably tired and hungry.

We ate a few bites and it hurt, so we stopped. Then felt regret because, despite not being able to eat, my eating disorder is fully activated right now. It has been quiet for a while, but Tuesday’s appointment released the beast from its cage. So that is adding to the emotional exhaustion. Fun times.

All the cliches say there is no way through, but moving forward. But moving requires energy I don’t have. And help isn’t coming.

Last night there was an incident during the sportsball game that perfectly captures my experience with the GI yesterday. Justin Turner was up at bat and a pitch was coming right at his face. He avoided it by hurling himself to the ground.

The commentators then explained that he had been hit by a pitch at training camp and that was why he added the protective face cover to his batting helmet. They went on to explain the psychological challenge of having just almost been hit in the face by a ball hurtling towards him at 80+ miles an hour, and then having to recenter himself to be ready to face another pitch in just a matter of a few seconds. And just as they got those words out, the next pitch hit his body. That was my day.

I knew the minute the nurse came in to take my vitals and get my weight that it was all over for me yesterday. I naively thought that once I got my G/J tube and my intake was entirely managed by medical professionals that I would be free from the tyranny of the scale. I was so horribly wrong. And in this case it would bite me in the ass. Hard.

You see, there was a 30lb discrepancy between my scale at home and the scale I stepped on at the doctor’s office yesterday. But it is not as simple as our scale being miscalibrated.

There is something going on with my body size. I have to wear my clothes very loose because my abdomen is so hypersensitive to touch. My favorite pants have a drawstring, and I recently had to tighten the drawstring to keep them up. But I also have, on occasion, what I refer to as bloat, where my lower abdomen gets noticeably bigger and my normally comfortable pants get a bit tighter. Yesterday was one such day. I share this to contextualize how David and I may have missed this weight discrepancy. But even I struggle to fathom toggling 30lbs from day to day. But I have ordered a new scale and we are moving on.

Honestly, I still don’t believe that this should have made a significant difference to the doctor. The fact remains that based on my nutritionist and my GI, I should be on four cartons of my formula a day. I am currently on 1 and 1/3rd and have been for 5 weeks. In my mind, that fact alone should be enough. But yesterday’s GI’s bottom line was that my BMI did not warrant an intervention at this time. I was simply too fat to warrant adequate nutrition.

Both David and I tried to explain how the weeks of malnutrition were noticeably impacting me. But she had not reviewed my records in advance. She had seen them, because she complained that they were sent in hard copy and not electronically. Which is an artifact of Mary having had to painstakingly collect them from a variety of systems, with only a couple being cross-compatible with each other. But that should not be a me problem.

It wasn’t just my weight. The GI came in to the room with an attitude and was not positively disposed towards me from the start. Early on, it became apparent that she thought I was a hypochondriac or doctor shopping or both. She had no interest in my attempts at explaining why I had doctors in Vermont and Stony Brook and Manhattan. In fact, she was more interested in my psychological issues, even asking for the name of my therapist and asking me if she could contact her. That was a huge red flag for me. Who asks to speak to your therapist?

She also questioned my diagnosis of gastroparesis. She asked multiple times why I didn’t have a gastric emptying test. I tried explaining that I had a smart pill test and that it was the industry standard. I decided not to point out that the Mayo Clinic had been confident enough in my diagnosis, but then again, they had read all of my medical records. Also, why ask a patient why she had not had a specific test? Its not like I get to control what tests get ordered.

The most engagement I saw was when the GI asked to look at my tube. She had brought a nurse practitioner into the room with her and was carefully teaching her about my legacy connection and how enfit connectors are better and how mine was a tube within a tube. I took that moment to interject how this was actually my third tube and how I had had a negative experience with an enfit tube. She looked at me like I had interrupted her during a lesson and challenged me about what I meant by two side by side tubes. She then happily went back to explaining my tube to the nurse like it wasn’t attached to a person.

As we neared the end of the exam, she asked outright what my goals were for this appointment. I said, point blank, nutrition. She said that my BMI didn’t warrant intervention at this time, ordered a bunch of labs and told me to come back to see her in a month (but we couldn’t get another appointment with her until October). David tried pleading with her, but no avail.

We had told her that I was seeing my GI in Stony Brook on July 11th and that I had another appointment with a different GI later that month. She said that I was welcome to see as many other GIs as I like, but that they would only give me band aids. She would get at the cause of the issue.

Some of my early labs have come back (I love patient portals) and some of the numbers are off. I am curious to see if she contacts me about them or not. My current GI has a habit of ordering labs and then not closing the loop with me, so I am not holding my breath.

Clearly help is not coming any time soon. And I remain adequately upset by yesterday’s interaction that I feel physically numb. At least, unless I deliberately try to check in with my body. This is my eating disorder in action. It is how I have been able to deliberately starve myself for years. But for once, it has actually proven to be useful. Last night I tried raising my feed from 25ml to 27ml per hour. It is uncomfortable, but tolerable. I was able to sleep until 6 this morning when my psychological distress woke me up. That bought me the time I needed until my pain meds kicked in. So I guess, in the end, she helped me with my nutrition after all.